Monday, January 31, 2011

Wicked Stepbrother, part II

In our last episode, Jessie's stepbrother Eric was a real asshole, and Lisa wrecked Belding's new car.

Slater's a car expert, and estimates the damage at 600 bucks. The only way to get that kind of money is to win the lottery, Screech says. That's a dumb idea, but that dumb idea gives Zack a great idea. Zack has a secret "Math Lottery." Here's how it works: The teacher solves a daily math problem, and the digits in the answer are the digits in the winning lottery ticket. And the fix is in. And don't worry. Belding won't be back for two days, so that gives Slater plenty of time to fix the car once they buy the parts with the crooked lottery winnings.

Wait. What?! Belding is back early? And he can't wait to test out his new Beach Boys cd in the car? Slater and Zack lie to trick him (what's new), and he falls for it. Sometimes I think Belding is too gullible.

After the crooked lottery, the guys are in the bathroom discussing their plan. And guess who just happens to be eavesdropping in a stall? That's right, it's Jessie's evil stepbrother Eric. And he heard the whole plan. And he knows that Zack bribed Lisa go out with him.

We're in auto shop with the awesome Coach Sonski, and he's under the impression that Belding's broken car is for the class. Eric convinces the class to take apart the entire car, and he stacks Screech in a pile of tires. This guy is seriously a real dick.

Jessie talks to Eric about Lisa. He tells her his elaborate plan to take down Slater and Zack, and she's pissed off. Eric calls her "just a chick" and she punches him in the face. Let's hope he put a steak over that eye! She gives him a stern talking-to. Let's hope that teaches him a lesson.

It looks like Zack and Slater are screwed. Belding's car is completely torn apart, and there's no way Slater can fix it in time. They sort-of come clean to Belding, but he can't wait to test out the cd player. The car is magically back together! How could this happen? If Zack didn't fix it, and Slater didn't fix it, then who did?

Eric fixed the car and has decided to move back to New York. He gives Slater the master copy of the audio sex tape, and Zack gets his Dodger tape back. While Eric is packing up his things, the gang shows up and convinces Eric to stick around. So I guess he stays at Bayside, and we never see or hear from him again.



QUOTES!
Slater: Hey I don't need this pressure. Look, I'm the captain of the wrestling team and the football team! I've got great dimples, good teeth, and the biggest muscles in school! Come on, isn't that enough for my friends?!

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