Zack shows us why Slater will never be on the same level as the blond Tom Cruise. Lisa rejects Screech...again.
And here comes in Simpson's substitute...the dreamy Tony Crane! Kelly falls in love instantly, seriously threatening Zack's chances to nail her. This dude has an unorthodox teaching style, including wearing a puffy shirt.
Zack walks into the Max in full Romeo costume, but Tony Crane is cockblocking because he's so damn good looking and all the girls want to have his babies. Why is he hanging out at the Max anyways? He invites the girls to join him for lunch as I wait for Chris Hansen to walk in the door. Zack and Slater decide to team up to take down the evil Tony Crane.
There's a waste of a perfectly good hazy pink dream sequence. The girls are afraid the substitute Tony Crane will be leaving them shortly. Thank god.
The guys hire an actress to seduce Tony Crane and there's a crazy mixup and she accidentally hits on Belding and Belding gets all pissed and threatens to fire...I'll be honest, I don't care for this episode. I'll be phoning it in from here on out.
Tony Crane claims he didn't mean to steal the girls away and hatches a plan to convince the girls to fall out of love I guess. The actress is back, this time playing the role of Tony Crane's fiance. Is this episode over yet? Don't worry. The plan worked.
QUOTES!
Slater: Morris here? He's a great actor. He could be another Pee Wee Herman.
Tony Crane: Does anyone know what Shakespeare is saying here?
Zack: Nothing. He's dead.
Jessie: (on Tony Crane) When he looked at me during the fire drill, the smoke detectors went off.
Zack, Slater and Screech: 1,2,3 Girls!
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