Today we are introduced to one of the great tragic heroes of our time. Nasty Neil the Hall Monitor. What a badass. He's one of the truly greats in hall monitor history. Some may hate him, but he's just doing his job to the best of his ability.
The gang decides the best way to make it up to Screech is by throwing him a surprise party. The best part of the surprise? He won't be expecting it because his birthday was yesterday! And Zack decides that this will be the most daring birthday party ever. They're going to throw the party at school...and here's the kicker...in Belding's office!
The only problem in their way is Nasty Neil. The gang devises a plan to set him up and force him out of the position he holds dearly. It's a witch hunt. Their plan involves getting Nasty Neil to spit insults at them (and taping him in the process).
Cut to Mr. Dewey's math class (Seriously. Mr. Dewey is the man. I think I could write an entire blog on the awesomeness that is the Dewman). Zack plays the tape of Nasty Neil at opportune times, making Neil look like a dick. Dewey gets pissed and throws him in detention, and more importantly, strips him of his beloved hall monitor badge. They nominate Screech for hall monitor, and I guess that's all it takes to get the job.
Mr. Dewey is tired of seeing Screech get stepped on (literally), and inspires him with an awesome Dirty Harry impression.
Hazy pink dream sequence! Screech is Roboscreech, Hall Monitor of the future. There's a duel between Screech and Nasty Neil, which unfortunately results in Neil being reduced to dust. So sad.
It seems Screech has become power hungry and has thrown everyone in detention. He's like the nerd in high school that becomes a cop just so he can pick on cool high school kids. Detention is standing room only, and things look grim until Zack pretends to be Belding's secretary and gets them all out. They throw Screech the party he deserves and everyone is happy. Hooray.
QUOTES!
Jessie: I'm auditioning as Joan of Ark.
Slater: Hey doesn't she die in that play?
Jessie: Yeah.
Slater: Go for it!
Jessie: I am class President. I could be ruined here at Bayside!
Slater: Yeah. Let's risk it!
(Anyone noticing a pattern here?)
Mr. Dewey: Detention's too crowded. Maybe we should bring back the death penalty.
Zack: Mr. Dewey, can you explain the quadratic equation?
Mr. Dewey: Why not? It will kill some time before the bell rings.
Mr. Dewey: I'm so mad I could spit nails.
Zack: I think the next hall monitor should be someone who's fair, decent, and honest. Someone we really care about.
Mr. Dewey: I'm a teacher. I can't be hall monitor.
(saying the password to get in Belding's office)
Kelly: Zack Morris the most awesome guy in the world. He's so hot, I just want to be with him forever.
Zack: You missed stud muffin, but close enough.
Slater: Mr. Dewey. I just rememberd I left my gym locker open . Someone might take my wrestling jersey. Can I be excused?
Mr. Dewey: Wrestle topless. It will drive them wild.
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