Snow White and the Seven Dorks

We're in drama class today. And we all know who Bayside's greatest actor is. Anyways, the teacher looks really familiar...holy shit! It's the dude from Webster (no, not Alex Karras...the other dude). Anyways. The class is deciding what this year's play will be, and Screech suggests Snow White. Kelly improves the idea by offering up a rap version! What a totally tubular 90's idea! We've got ourselves "Snow White and the Seven Dorks" people.

Jessie is Snow White, and Kelly's the wicked queen (you can probably guess what role Zack has). But there's only one problem. Zack and Jessie have to share a kiss, and they're not being passionate enough. Jessie wants to makeout all afternoon, and Zack feels guilty. But there's nothing wrong with it because it's just acting, right? They share a big-time kiss, Lisa walks in, and we all know how she handles gossip.

Jessie starts acting extremely weird. Way to act cool mama. Slater realizes something is up and decides to join the play to keep an eye on her. He becomes "Studly, the 8th dork."

Zack and Jessie come clean about their lust to Belding. He encourages them to kiss again because they need to find out if it's love or not. Meanwhile, Kelly and Slater realize that they're being jealous for no reason. Zack and Jessie kiss, and there's no spark. They're so happy that they share a celebratory smooch! But Slater and Kelly walk in, and end both relationships.

Thing look grim. But, as always, Zack has a plan. he changes the script mid-play. It seems the only way to save Snow White is a kiss from Studly (Slater). And apparently the wicked queen is the only gal for the Prince. This play makes no sense. The only thing worse than having to sit through that play is having to blog about it.

QUOTES!

Jessie: It's personal, Mr. Belding

Belding: I'm a person.

Kelly: I can't believe Zack would fall for that neurotic egghead!