The Mamas and the Papas

For some reason, the gang is getting married for a school assignment. I bet you can guess who was paired up with whom. Today we discover how sexist Slater really is, how far Screech will go to stalk Lisa, and how smooth Zachary Morris really is.

Hazy pink dream sequence! Lisa is terrified of Screech. I would be terrified too if Dustin Diamond was haunting my dreams.

The sexual chemistry between Slater and Jessie is killing me. Zack attempts to makeout with Kelly (and she was DTF until Belding cockblocked). Lisa develops a convenient allergy to Screech, which forces Belding to annul their marriage (and in the process, crushing Screech's heart. Way to go, Belding).

Screech becomes the son of Zack and Kelly, while Lisa becomes the property of Slater and Jessie. Slater hatches a plan to bring Lisa and Screech back together, but I think he has an ulterior motive. Screech becomes increasingly annoying, which leads Kelly to declare Zack a terrible father. She leaves. Touche Slater.

Slater and Jessie decide they just aren't compatible ("like the Roadrunner marrying the Coyote"). Something tells me this won't be the last time that happens. Zack goes crawling back to Kelly and she obviously wants him back.

Everyone learned a lot about themselves and Belding gives them all passing grades. Good work everyone!

QUOTES!

Jessie: Haven't you ever heard of the women's movement?

Slater: Well sure! Put on something cute and move it on into the kitchen.

Screech: Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

Lisa: Lisa no en casa.

Screech: I love it when you speak German.