Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Prom

Next week is the prom, and Zack and Slater are forcing Kelly to pick a date. She's stressed out about it and we have a really early...

Hazy pink dream sequence! Screech is Geraldo, and he's hosting a "Hunk-off" to help Kelly choose her date to the prom. Zack and Slater are dressed in their Sunday bests, and she chooses Slater!

Kelly wakes up feeling awful about letting Zack down, and chooses him to be her prom date. The foundation has been set for their marriage already, and everyone is happy (including this reporter). It seems nothing can go wrong.

Kelly's dad has to talk to her, and this doesn't seem good. It seems that he works at a defense plant (what?) and world peace has broken out, so he's out of a job. How unfortunate. Kelly feels guilty and gives her dad back her prom money. She puts on a good front, but she's devastated. I'd be devastated to if I couldn't go to the prom with Zack Morris.

Kelly doesn't have the heart to tell Zack, even though he's taken elaborate measures such as renting a limo and trying to name the prom"Zack and Kelly's Prom."

Slater and Jessie are in charge of prom music (I guess they can't afford a deejay), and they finally decide they want each other while dancing. He asks her to the prom she agrees to pick him up at 7.

I missed it, but apparently Lisa finally gave in and agreed to go to the movies with Screech. But she makes everyone sit in between the two of them. She keeps asking annoying questions and Screech finally realizes what we all know...black people are really annoying at the movies. Screech dumps Lisa! Imagine that. Also, Kelly finally tells Zack that she can't go to the prom with him.

Zack is really pissed until Slater informs him that Kelly's poor, and that's the reason she can't go to the prom. He shows up at her house on prom night, and takes her to a romantic private prom picnic outside of the gym. Spoiler alert: This is the exact same location where Kelly breaks up with Zack for that asshole Jeff. Did they ever have a chance?


QUOTES!
Lisa: Are you sure Matt Dillon's not in this movie?
Screech: Yes. Alan Thicke is the zombie. Everybody knows that.

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