Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Glee Club

Love is in the air, and you'll never guess the hottest couple in Bayside...Violet and Screech. Violet is a member of the glee club (It gives her a great way to hide), and she tells the group that the winner of the all-city sing competition wins a trip to Hawaii. Hawaii? Now that's something Zack can sing about.

The gang joins the club, and Mr. Tuttle is the director. Awesome. Belding comes in to check on their progress, and this glee club really stinks. The all-city sing is at Bayside this year, and a performance like that would embarrass the entire school. Belding gives Tuttle a 48 hour window to shape up, or else he's not allowing them to compete.

Zack needs a plan to make the glee club sound better, ASAP. Violet has tickets to see the California glee club, and Zack's bringing his tape recorder. The next day, they magically sound like a college-level glee club. It's amazing what hard work and practice can do for you. Or a tape recorder. Tuttle's wise to the plan, and he's on board. What a great teacher.

Now that they've bought some time, their plan is to hide the horrible singers (mainly everyone) and feature the good ones. And apparently Violet has a voice of gold, so she's the group's ticket to Hawaii. She invites Screech over for dinner, and he blows it. She quits the glee club, and is apparently forbidden (forbade?) from ever seeing Screech again. There goes the trip to Hawaii.

It's a good thing Zack always has a backup plan. Screech pops in the tape of the California glee club. It screws up and plays at Alvin and the Chipmunks pace. Zack claims that it's their impression of a glee club tuning up. Brilliant. Violet essentially sings by herself and starts to choke it, until Screech comes in and sings with her. Her parents forgive him, and the hottest couple in Bayside is back together.




QUOTES!
Mr. Tuttle: If I needed to be nagged, I'd call your wife.

Screech (to Violet): Hello my heart!

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