Belding's niece is in town this weekend, but he's having trouble trying to find her a date. Oh well. I'm sure that's the last we'll hear of that. Also, Lisa is trying to set Jessie up on a blind date.
Zack has earned his 9th detention of the semester, and ten means...suspension! He better behave. Zack is caught as the middle man passing a note between Lisa and Jessie. He gets caught and has to read the note in close. "I won't go out with him unless I meet him first." Belding is glowing when he gets to suspend Zack for the week.
But Zack's in luck...kind of. Belding blackmails him into dating his niece Penny Belding this Friday night. But that won't get in the way of the party, right? Wait. What's that? The Max was booked on Saturday so the party got moved to Friday? But Zack has plans with Penny Belding on Friday! How can he possibly get out of this?
Hazy pink dream sequence! Zack is hosting "The Blind Date Game" (It makes sense. Remember when he wanted to grow up and be a game show host? Look out Wink Martindale!) and Jessie has to pick from three guys. They are Teddy Krueger, Mason Vohrees, and the richest teenager in the world, Donald Chump (played by Screech). This causes Jessie to irrationally freak out about her date.
She finally meets Brett, her blind date, and they immediately take a liking to each other and make plans to go to Kelly's party together. But there's a problem...Brett's really short. And Jessie's really tall. This can't work out at all! The date is off.
Meanwhile in the locker room, Zack convinces Screech to pretend to be him and take out Penny Belding on Friday. And Screech gets to act like his hero Zack Morris. Win-win. Except Slater was hiding in a stall and heard the whole plan!
Zack shows Screech how to be a pimp, and Jessie realizes what an ass she's being for hating Brett because he's short.
Slater convinces Screech that Kelly will be devastated if "one of her best friends" Screech doesn't come to her party, so he decides to show up after the movie.
Cut to the party at the Max. Everyone is having a great time, except for Slater who is dateless (because he chose to, right?). Screech shows up with Penny Belding and she immediately starts talking about how much of a stud muffin "Zack" (Screech) is. Slater convinces Penny to talk to Kelly about how awesome "Zack" (again, Screech) is. It seems Penny and "Zack" have had a great time together and are planning on heading over to Belding's house (he won't be home for a while...wooooooooo!).
Kelly is pissed and calls Zack out, but then she's so happy because no one else would go to that much trouble to make her happy. Zack 1 Slater 0. And I'm assuming Screech got laid at Belding's house that night. So good for him.
QUOTES:
Slater: Of course, you know, when a guy goes alone, it's because he wants to. Now when a girl goes alone, it's because she can't get a guy to take her.
(Amen, brother!)
Slater: It's incredible what you can hear standing on a toilet.
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