Aftermath

Everyone is offering their condolences to the heartbroken Zack. Lisa is hoping he can find someone new at her sweet sixteen party. He's going to have a tough time getting over her with all those pictures of Kelly in his locker.

Bad news. Kelly is planning on bringing Jeff to the party. I can't believe she doesn't even care about what she did to Zack. Anyways, we're in Miss Simpson's class and they're studying love poetry. She insists on Zack and Kelly reading in front of the class. Salt in the wound.

To get Zack's mind off Kelly, Slater and Screech take him to the movies. There's nothing like a guys' night to forget about girls. But there's only one problem...Kelly shows up with that asshole Jeff. Zack sees them and storms off.

Zack tells Lisa he can't make the party because Kelly's going to be there. Lisa accuses Kelly of ruining Zack's life, and I'm with her. Zack tries to get his mind off Kelly, and the gang comes to cheer him up. Lisa has a list of girls a mile long that want to go out with Zack.

After two horrible dates, Zack agrees to go on a date with Screech's cousin Kimberly. They head to the Max after and guess who just happens to be working. Zack orders a chocolate milkshake (with TWO straws!), and then he does the unthinkable. He plays A-12. Everyone knows that's Zack and Kelly's song, and it's sacred. Kimberly's pissed that she was used, and dumbs the milkshake all over Zack.

There's an epic meltdown when Zack rips apart his locker. He throws everything out, including Kelly's lucky pom-poms. There's no way he's going to Lisa's party because Kelly's going to be there.

Kelly and Jeff do indeed show up to the party. Everyone forgives her (for some reason), and Zack does decide to come to the party. He apologizes to Kelly, and congratulates Jeff. Also, there's a redhead that seduces Zack, and I'm convinced he gets over Kelly faster than you'd think.

QUOTES!

Slater: Like my Uncle Charlie used to say, "Women are like vines. If you fall off one, you can swing with another."

Zack: One chocolate milkshake, with two straws.

Belding: Zack, this is not your bedroom. Clean this mess up.

Zack: Why don't you clean it yourself.

Beling: My office. Now.

Screech: If you can't be an idiot with your friends, who can you be an idiot with?