Cream for a Day

It's Homecoming week at Bayside, and the Tigers are taking on the hated Valley Bulldogs (and they haven't beaten them in 22 years!). We find out Kelly wears a retainer at night. Sexy.

Screech is proud of becoming a man because he has his first zit (his name is Murray). He and Zack are messing around in chemistry class and their experiment blows up in Screech's face...literally. I wonder what hilarity this will cause.

Screech is upset because Murray has disappeared in a mere two hours. How could this happen? They quickly deduce that it must have been the chemistry accident, and quickly decide on a guinea pig.

Craterface Coburn. Easily one of the most underrated characters in series history, or at least in this commentator's humble opinion. Sure he has a face full of disgusting blemishes, but he has a razor wit and a tremendous laugh.

Tragedy strikes! Kelly develops a huge pimple on the end of her nose. She can't go to school with that on her face. Hazy pink dream sequence!

Zack and Screech decide to market their horrible accident as Zit Off. Everyone is skeptical until Craterface Coburn shows up with his smooth, blemishless face. Zit Off is flying off the shelves, until Belding shows up. Party's over, until Zack promises to name the product Beldasil! No sale, and Zack gets detention.

Kelly needs some Zit Off (for a friend of a friend). Confident that she'll be impressed by the fast acting cream, Zack assures us that this is turning out to be a pretty decent day afterall, until...

Screech runs in with a maroon face! What could possibly be the cause of this? What?! Zit off turns your face maroon?! And Kelly already used it on her face?! Oh no! Tomorrow they crown the Homecoming Queen and Miss Kapowski's face is going to be deformed. She literally throws Zack out of her life. Our blond hero might be down, but he's never out.

Kelly wins Homecoming Queen, and for some reason everyone decides to rap about it. The one positive? The greatest cheer in Bayside history.

"Be-bah-be-bah-bah-bah-be-be! Be-bah-be-bah-bah-bah-be Go Bayside!"

Our boys at Bayside finally defeated the hated Valley Bulldogs 7-0, for those of you who had money on the game.

QUOTES!

Mr. Bennett: This is chemistry class, not love connection. If you don't finish your experiment, I'll have to experiment...with your grades.

Screech: Zack, you've gotta help me. My worst nightmare has come true.

Zack: You found out Alf is a puppet?

Screech: He is?!

Craterface Coburn: Wait a minute. Jason Bateman's not on the $10 bill!

Jessie: And now for our Homecoming Queen, the girl who has school spirit written all over her face, Miss Kelly Kapowski!