No Hope With Dope

As an esteemed blog writer (It's my blog, I'll say what I want), I feel it's my responsibility to inform the public and make this world a better place. I hope that we all learn a lesson after this episode.

Welcome to the mid-semester blues; there's no vacation in sight. Bummer. But things are about to get better for our beloved heroes. It seems Hollywood hunk Johnny Dakota has stopped in at Bayside, and he's looking to shoot an anti-drug PSA at a local high school. After an awesome choreographed rap that tells us how bad drugs are, Johnny decides that Bayside is the perfect school.

Everything is perfect at crystal-clean Bayside, until Zack and Slater find a joint in the bathroom. It seems Scud might have something to do with it (Also, he looks just like Ox). Shit! If Johnny finds out, he won't shoot the commercial at Bayside. While Zack is holding the joint, Johnny walks in. It looks like they've got some 'splaining to do. Johnny believes that they just found it, and everything is cool.

Johnny hosts a roundtable discussion about drug use. Slater makes an awesome Len Bias reference, and then Jessie has the audacity to mention her caffeine pill addiction. (Seriously Jessie? Len Bias was one of the most promising basketball players ever, only to have his career cut short because of coke overdose. You were addicted to fucking caffeine pills. I need four cups of coffee a day or I get a headache. Get over yourself).

Johnny invites the gang to his pad for a cool Hollywood party. Johnny starts hitting on Kelly hardcore. I guess movie stars hit on high school girls all the time. Slater can't seem to get a girl, and Screech claims to be Johnny's stunt double. He hurts himself recreating one of Johnny's famous scenes, and most of the gang decides to split. Kelly and Zack decide to hang with Johnny, and after they share a kiss, he offers Kelly a joint. It seems out Hollywood hunk is a hypocrite. I can't believe movie stars would do drugs. Ridiculous.

Johnny has the audacity to still attempt to shoot the anti-drug PSA, but Zack, being of such high moral fiber, tells Johnny off. The gang walks off the set, causing Johnny to get pissed and call off the shoot. I guess NBC won't be shooting a commercial at Bayside afterall. But wait! It seems Belding knows Brandon Tartikoff, the head of NBC. Apparently they were friends growing up, and both had their eyes on a young Becky Flugelman. Belding got the girl, and since she was the superintendent's daughter he got to be principal. I'm pretty sure that's how it works today too. Anyways, the gang records an awesome PSA after all, and we are all better people because of it.

QUOTES!

Johnny: Can you tell me how to get to the principal's office?

Zack: Oh sure, easy! Just moon a teacher

WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY? Don't do drugs. There's no hope with dope. Duh!