It's the first day of school, and Zack is actually psyched! Why? Because he's finally a senior, and there are all kinds of awesome perks apparently. Belding shows up with a new look, and I think he looks younger and hipper (It might be the hairpiece).
It's also time for the Senior Kickoff party, and everyone is concerned about getting a date. Lisa meets a nice young black fellow (her parents would be proud) and asks him to the party.
There's a new girl in school, and she's from Idaho. That must mean she's really naive and dumb. Zack sees her first and macks. Slater meets her in class and macks. I smell trouble.
Cut to the Max. Kelly finds out that Lisa's new man is a freshman! That's social suicide. Meanwhile, Zack and Slater realize they're after the same girl, and they rush to ask her out. Zack pulls the ole "pull the chair out from under them when they go to sit down," and Slater looks like a real idiot. Bravo Preppy.
Zack sets up a study date with Joanna, while Slater sets up a movie date. Slater shows up to Zack's house and totally wrecks his date. What a dick. To pay him back, Zack pays off a girl to pretend to be Slater's mom so she'll wreck his movie date. I haven't seen tactics this dirty since they were both fighting over Kelly Kapowski.
We're back in school, and Slater confronts Zack. What follows could be the most awesome exchange in the history of SBTB:
Slater: Hey Zack, last night at the movies you went too far.
Zack: I just helped a mother get together with her son. What's so wrong about that?
Zack: I just helped a mother get together with her son. What's so wrong about that?
Slater: Wrecking my date with Joanna wasn't funny
Zack: Oh, like it was funny wrecking my study date the night before?
Slater: Hey you started it man, making me look like a jerk at the Max.
Zack: That's what you are.
Slater: What did you say?
Zack: You heard me. Get out of my face.
Slater: And what if I don't, punk?
Zack: Then I'll just have to make you, punk.
Zack shoves Slater, he shoves back, Zack punches Slater in the face, and Slater tackles him to the ground. Slater throws in a punch to the face before Belding breaks it up.
We're in Belding's office, and he can't believe that good friends like Zack and Slater are fighting. Belding makes them shake hands, and they feign a truce to get him off their backs. Something tells me this isn't over.
We're at the Senior Kickoff party, and I smell trouble as Zack and Slater both show up. They both head to the punch bowl, and Zack pours punch down Slater's shirt. Slater pours punch down Zack's pants. Round 2!!! Belding steps in, and his toupee falls into the punch. This is enough for the two to apologize and become BFF again.
QUOTES!
Slater: Hey you started it man, making me look like a jerk at the Max.
Zack: That's what you are.
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