All In the Mall

U2 is in town, and they're selling tickets at the mall. And boy, you should see this line. But as always, Zack has a plan. Screech has been sleeping at the mall since last night, and has the first spot in line (We used to do this for Opening Day, although I doubt Screech was getting drunk). He's offered seats in either the mezzanine or orchestra, and can't decide, so he runs off to ask Zack. That dimwit! He lost his place in line.

While the gang is waiting for Screech, Lisa finds a mysterious black bag with $5,000 in it. Zack has the great idea to buy as many U2 tickets as possible, and then scalp them for all they're worth. I wish I didn't have a conscious either. By the time they get to the window, the tickets are sold out. Bummer. Now what Preppy?!

Apparently they've announced another U2 concert. How convenient. And tickets go on sale at 9am tomorrow, so the gang plans on camping out in the mall. While Zack is handing out ridiculously large wads of cash, two creepy dudes spy on them. I wonder what they want. These dudes follow the gang everywhere. My guess? Killers out for revenge because they stole their 5 grand.

After camping out in the sporting goods store, they try to buy 50 tickets to the concert. But there's only one problem. Lisa can't find the money! They head to the shoe store and find the shoebox with the money, and those goons are still chasing them.

It seems this whole thing was for a tv show. The gang was on "Candid Video" the entire time! And the gang gets 5 front row tickets for the u2 concert! So I guess it was all worth it. Man this episode sucked.