Saturday, February 19, 2011

Isn't It Romantic/Time Capsule

I'm combining two episodes together because they're both clip shows. That's where the producers are too lazy to make an original episode, so they just show old clips while the characters reminisce. Boring. Come on Peter Engel, you're better than this.

In the first episode, the gang is assembled at the Max and it's Valentine's Day. We are reminded of the once-great love between Zack and Kelly, and the efforts Morris went to to win her heart. They even show Kelly breaking his heart to go out with that bastard Jeff (No, I'm never going to get over it). There's also some time-killing material showing Slater and Jessie's past, and the boring icing on the cake is showing Screech's sad attempts to win Lisa's heart. Pathetic.

In the Next Episode, we're in Belding's office. It's 2003, and a gang of students has discovered a time capsule from the class of 1993. The '03 class looks pretty familiar. There's a Mexican guy, a blonde with a smart mouth, a dork, a feminist and the token black girl. The only thing we're missing is the popular cheerleader.

Anyways, Belding opens the time capsule, and wouldn't you know it? The class of 1993 did something different; they left a videotape!

There are plenty of Belding highlights before they waste our time again with video of Screech stalking Lisa. Man, this episode is Screech-heavy. Anways, here are some of the clip highlights:

-Jessie's caffeine addiction
-"Barbara Ann"
-Slater quitting cooking club to beat Nedick

We're left with some parting advice from the class of 1993.
Jessie: Take care of our planet, so that the kids in 2103 can enjoy it as much as we do. Peace and love.
Slater: Bayside was the first real home I ever had. Be good to it, or I'll come and get you.
Lisa: All of my fashion secrets are taped to the back of my old locker, number 144. In the meantime, keep on rocking Bayside.
Screech: Class of 2003, let me leave you with one wise thought. Be kind to geeks, dweebs and nerds. Ten years from now, they'll be the ones with all the money.
Kelly: No matter what happens, keep on smiling. And when life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade.
Zack: High school is the best time of your life. Love it, live it and enjoy it. If you have any time left, do some homework.

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