Rockumentary

The theme of off-beat episodes continues. Today, the gang's band, "Zack Attack" is the most popular group in the world. Awesome.

The "Friends Forever" tour is kicking off, and Casey Kasem is making his 2nd SBTB appearance ("Dancing to the Max"). It seems that Zack Attack, the awesome band featuring the entire gang (minus Jessie), has reached the top of the charts and they're at the top of the world. Casey Kasem profiles their courageous journey from Zack's garage to playing sold out shows all over the world.

The gang is practicing in the garage when fate walks by. Literally. A guy named Brian Fate is a record producer, and he thinks Zack Attack could be the next big group. We see just how easy it is to go from garage band to worldwide superstars. The band's first single, "Did We Ever Have a Chance," goes galactic, and things are going great. That is until some broad named Mindy shows up. It seems things are too good to be true, and in Yoko Ono style, she breaks up the band. There are multiple rumors flying all over the tabloids, and I'll give you one guess who the mole is. Yep, Screech blows it again. Zack quits the band, thus breaking up the entire group. Here's a breakdown of their new careers:

Zack: International star, although it's all about production and not the music

Slater: Motorcycle racer

Kelly: Actress

Lisa: American Gladiator, "Lethal Lisa"

Screech: Enlightened geek, dates a cheerleader

Jessie: Showgirl in Las Vegas (I assume)

After Slater has a terrible motorcycle accident, the gang assembles in his hospital room. Screech convinces everyone to become friends again, and the band is back together. The "Friends Forever" reunion tour is underway, and everyone is happy and famous again. Except Jessie.

We cut to Zack's garage, and the band is practicing for their first real paying gig. A bar mitzvah. Apparently the whole fame and fortune thing was just a hazy pink dream sequence. How unfortunate.

QUOTES!

Mindy: I think Zack is still waiting for the right girl to come along.

Slater: Me too. But in the meantime, I'm having a blast with the wrong ones!

Lisa: If you don't get rid of Linda, I'm gonna throw her out the winda!