Student-Teacher Week

Friday is the big football city championship game against Valley. It also happens to be student-teacher week at Bayside. Based on written essays, students get to be teachers for an entire week. Why didn't they do this when I was in school? Anyways, Kelly gets to teach social studies, which is perfect because she's always wanted to be a teacher. Lisa and Screech teach gym, and Zack gets to be principal for a week after this stirring essay:

Why be a teacher when you could be a principal? It's the easiest job around. You don't do anything, ask Belding. The end.

His first act of business? Enlarging the peepholes in the girls locker room. Awesome. Screech walks around in a pink tank top. It's no wonder how Dustin Diamond got all the ladies. Slater tries to take advantage of "Miss Kapowski," but she's really hard on the football teachers. Jocks never get any breaks.

Meanwhile, Zack redecorates Belding's office, complete with the Michael Jordan basketball hoop and LL Cool J poster. Slater complains that Kelly would have the audacity to assign homework before the big game. Zack adopts an awesome "no test" policy, but Kelly refuses once she learns she was taken advantage of. Everyone boycotts the test, because it's obviously not fair.

Kelly complains to principal Zack, but he sides with the football team. He has a lot of money on the game! But he starts to feel guilty, and suspends all of the players who skipped the test (including Slater). The entire school gets pissed (understandably), until Slate realizes that he has been a real dick.

Zack concocts a clever idea. The players take Kelly's test during the game, and they all pass. Now it's time to beat Valley's ass. Congratulations to our city champions, the Bayside Tigers!

QUOTES!

Slater: Our tackling dummy is broken so all cute blondes are welcome to come in and fill out.

Screech: I'm Muscle Screech from Muscle Beach, but starting tomorrow you can call me teach.