Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Senior Prom

Everybody knows Senior Prom is the biggest night of high school. Zack has the tux, he's got the money, and now all he needs is "one hot honey." The only problem is, no one has money for prom tickets (It's probably because Jessie is selling them for 50 bucks a pop!).

Zack is looking for a babe to take to the prom, but for some reason he can't bring himself to ask any girls. Probably because he's smitten over Kelly again. Meanwhile, not surprisingly, Screech can't get a date either.

Morris finally asks Kelly but there's a problem. She already said yes to Matt Wilson. I don't really know Matt, but I bet he's a real asshole. It looks like it won't matter, because Jessie hasn't sold enough tickets. Belding calls off the prom. Bummer.

But don't worry. Zack has a brilliant idea. Why not just have the prom in the gym? It's already set up for "Oklahoma," and they can just have a square dance. So traditional. The next order of business is breaking up Matt and Kelly. He tells some lies, and Matt dumps Kelly. Lisa feels sorry for Screech and asks him out. Talk about a reversal of roles!

We've got a big problem. Jessie and Slater just got locked in the boiler room! And Kelly knows about Zack's plan. She dumps him! I figured she would just wait until during the prom to break up, just the time she dumped him for that asshole Jeff.

We're at the prom, and Jessie and Slater are still locked in the boiler room. They crank up the heat, but Belding just cranks up the air conditioning (I would have just said "AC," but you readers would have been confused). It's time for the big Bayside square dance, and miraculously everyone knows how to perfectly square dance. They must have studied it in gym class like I had to.

Zack admits that he still loves Kelly, and Kelly agrees that they belong together. Meanwhile, Jessie and Slater share a steamy boiler room kiss (See what I did there?). The traditional couples share their final dance at Bayside. How touching. However, I can almost guarantee these new romances won't last. In typical SBTB fashion, I bet they're forgotten by the next episode.

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