Love Machine

Science projects are due in Mr. Tuttle's class this week, and Zack's working with Jessie on a micro-listening project. And they're the perfect team: She works hard, and he hardly works! Screech and Kelly are teamed together, and their project is a love machine. Apparently if any two people have feelings for each other, their machine will show it.

Also, Belding introduces a new student, and Slater's acting weird. Oh shit, Jennifer just happens to be his girlfriend from Germany. It seems that Slater's family moved, and he never broke things off with her. Quite the pickle. We finally learn what the "A.C" in A.C. Slater stands for. Are you ready for this? ALBERT freakin' CLIFFORD. Awesome.

Cut to the Max. Jennifer informs us that when his family moved, she and Slater made "one of those pacts" that they would never date anyone different again. Do those even exist? Anyways, Screech lets it fly that Jessie and Slater are an item. Uh oh.

Screech is testing the micro-listening device for Zack and Jessie. Slater needs that pen to get Jennifer's number, and Jessie finds out that she's Slater's old girlfriend. And she's out for blood. Slater needs someone to take Jennifer's mind off of him, and we all know the perfect candidate.

Jessie gets Slater in a headlock and spray paints "nWo 4 life" on his locker. Not really. But she does spray paint "Death to Slater." Meanwhile, Screech lets it slip that Zack's taking Jennifer on a pretend date. She gets pissed, and manages to create a plan on the spot. Impressive. But later gets jealous.

We're back in Tuttle's class, and Zack and Jennifer test out the love machine. They're "very compatible," and Slater goes ape. He yells at Zack for "stealing his girlfriend" and Jessie storms off in a rage.

After a good talk with Kelly, Jessie convinces Slater to go on a date with Jennifer to see if there's still a spark there. Jessie and Zack dress up as an old couple to spy on them at the movies. But there's a problem. Slater is a Mel Gibson guy, and Jen's into Kevin Costner. Slater realizes Jessie is the only one for him, and Jennifer hits on Zack. They'd make a cute couple, but in typical SBTB fashion, we never see or hear from her again.

QUOTES!

Zack: And we're the perfect team. She works hard, and I hardly work!

Screech: Contrary to popular belief, peanut butter and jelly have no visible feelings for each other.