Pipe Dreams

Everyone's taking biology together, and this semester they're studying the ecology of a pond. There are lots of different animals in the class from the pond behind the school. Zack walks in with an injured duck. It seems Preppy nailed it with a home run shot. Bravo. Hippie Jessie is pisseed (big shock there). Belding apparently knows this duck, and her name is Becky (I'm assuming he named her after his wife).

Exciting news! There are new field goal posts going in the football field. But you'll never guess what happens! Oil is squirting out everywhere from the football field, and that leads to a...

Hazy pink dream sequence! The kids are the richest students in Bayside, and they're spoiled rotten. Zack rings a bell, and Belding the Butler runs in. He dismisses the teacher because she had the audacity to teach! It seems that money and schools don't mix (especially according to Governor Daniels. Hey-o!).

It seems Bayside struck oil, and now they really are rich. It's convocation time, and the president of Calstar Oil is here to talk about a better Bayside. Everyone is extremely excited, except for Jessie. It seems the hippie wants to stop the drilling. Everyone tries to convince her how great oil is. It does so much for us!

Anyways, things are looking up, until there's a huge oil spill at Bayside. The guys rush out to the scene of the crime, and the place is a disaster. The worst part? Becky is dead. Those bastards! And what's the best way to get back at that jerk oil company? Stop the drilling of course. Who cares about all that precious oil money. Who cares about a more beautiful, better Bayside? Zack sure doesn't. He presents a stirring argument on why oil companies are bastards, and convinces everyone that an old, poor Bayside is better than a new, beautiful Bayside. I blame $3 gas on those selfish kids at Bayside.

QUOTES!

Zack: We want a bigger gym, and a cheerleader in every locker!