The Will

Zack and Tori are now the hottest couple at Bayside. You've come a long way since Kelly Kapowski, Preppy. Screech is a member of the miniature golf team now. I had no idea there are high school miniature golf teams. Anyways, the school is in the middle of a big time budget crunch. Things are looking grim until Mr. Belding announces that the inventor of elastic waistbands for underwear, a Bayside alumnus, has left the school ten grand in his will.

There's a big convocation to decide what the school will do with the money. Zack and Slater suggest spending it on the sports program. But that doesn't include womens athletics. Tori and Lisa are super pissed, so Belding devises a fool-proof plan. His brilliant idea? A battle of the sexes for the $10,000.

It's a 2 out of 3 falls match folks! The first event is a scavenger hunt for puzzle pieces. The guys narrowly solve the puzzle before the girls, and they take an early 1-0 lead.

The guys have an awesome victory chant, straight out of the 90's. We bad, we bad, we-we-we bad!

In event 2, the teams have to put back together a carburetor. Slater is very confident, but that dyke Tori is able to put hers back together first. The girls tie it at 1-1, and it's going to come down to the deciding third event.

Zack's sources inform him that the third and finals event is a bakeoff. While that could spell doom for the guys, Zack has a plan. Screech replaced the girls' oven knob with a fake, and they burn their cake. Congratulations to the guys, the winners of 10 grand!

We bad, we know it. We bad, we show it.

Cut to the Max. Lisa can't figure out what went wrong, and Screech lets it slip that the guys cheated. The girls decide to be total bitches about it, and they all reject the guys at school. No money for sports, no sex.

It's dance time (because they have a dance every week at Bayside), and it looks like a middle school dance. The guys and girls are standing on opposite sides of the gym, and the only thing missing is A to Z Music. The guys come clean, and Tori proposes a stupid limbo contest to decide the real winner. The girls win, so at least now there's plenty of money for tampons or whatever it is girls spend their money on.

QUOTES!

Slater: We're talking about guys' teams. You know, the real sports at the school?

Tori: Wait a minute. Are you saying that girls' sports don't count?

Zack: No, no, no. Of course not. Girls' sports count. Just not enough to get money.

Slater: That's because our sports bring in the money that pay for your dumb sports. Like softball.