It's Homecoming time, and Lisa wins homecoming queen. Slater plans a big party at Ox's house for Thursday night because his parents will be out of town. They're acting like a bunch of animals, so Tori suggests that they have a toga party.
It's party time, and boy, you should see Zack in his toga. Ox suggests they trash the place, forgetting that it's at his house. It's a fairly tame party, until...
THE BEER IS HERE!
Slater cracks open a beer for his toast, and peer pressures Zack into drinking as well. Tori and Screech don't drink (because they're really lame). Tori leaves her friends at the party, and Zack, Lisa and Slater are all drunk. Screech offers to drive, but apparently a drunk Zack is a better driver than a sober Screech. Plus, Lisa's mom is out of town and they have her Mercedes."Wild Thing" is on the radio, and the gang is having a blast singing along. Lisa starts to feel sick, and Zack's not paying attention to the road. They skid off and hit a telephone pole.
They get the car back to Zack's house, and Derek Morris comes out to see what the fuss is all about. Zack admits to the accident, but claims a dog ran in front of the car. Lisa calls from Zack's phone and pretends to be her mother. So far, so good.
It's the next morning at school, and everyone is hungover. And Slater has some news that's going to make them feel worse. It's going to cost $1000 to fix the car. But don't worry, Zack has a plan. He sells advertising space on Slater's uniform for the homecoming game.
Slater is able to fix the car, but there's bad news. Slater's shoulder is really hurt from the crash, and now he can't play in the Homecoming game. Lisa's mom comes home early, and they can't get her car to start. Derek Morris comes out, and talks about the accident. Zack can't keep the lies straight anymore, and he comes clean about everything.
Derek is super pissed. He grounds Zack and takes away his car, and Zack learns a valuable lesson. If you're going to drink in high school, don't let your parents find out about it.
QUOTES!
Derek Morris: I'll help you get this car to Lisa's house in the morning.
Lisa: You can't!
Zack: That's right. Her garage is full of boxes.
Slater: Tools.
Screech: Homeless people!
Zack: That's boxes of tools for homeless people.
Mr. Belding: It's not every day that a truck load of bananas spills all over the freeway. I'm just glad your mother is alright. Terrible thing about the monkeys, though.
We learn that Lisa's middle name is Marie. That's right, her name is Lisa Marie. And I thought Screech's parents were the big Elvis fans.
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