Friday, March 11, 2011

Slater's Sister

Zack tells us how cool the 50's were, so apparently there's going to be a sock hop at the Max. So cool. Ginger is now a waitress at the Max, and the gang sings their order to her. That's right. Apparently the gang is now a doo-wop group. Wow. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the Zack Attack to the Five Aces. Oh, and Slater's sister is coming to town too.

Her name is J.B. (What's with the Slater family and initials for names?), and she's a babe. Zack takes an immediate interest in her, and I'm pretty sure she's DTF. Slater's super pissed, and will do anything to stop Zack and JB from going out. He's so desperate that he pulls the old "pretending to choke on popcorn" routine to end the movie double date.

The failed date doesn't stop Zack. He asks JB to the sock hop, and she's pretty excited. Meanwhile, Belding tells the guys that he loves them. Apparently he he went to a male sensitivity seminar and now he wants to hold one during gym class. Only the person holding the talking stick can share his emotions, and we have a few breakthroughs. Big Pete is upset because he's a dork, and Ox is upset because he's a jock. And Slater's super-pissed because Zack wants to bone his sister.

Zack takes JB to Lookout Point, but there's a problem. When he makes a move to seal the deal, he sees AC's face in place of JB's. And he's telling Preppy that he better not touch her. He's freaked out and calls it off.

But JB is super-pissed because Slater's ruining her love life. Slater feels awful, and he gives the couple his blessing. It seems JB and Zack are now a couple, but we never see or hear from JB ever again.

Four of the Five Aces completely rock the sock hop, as Tori is completely awkward and awful. And it's not a real life situation, as if this were really the 50's, Lisa wouldn't be allowed in the Max, let alone in a doo wop group!



QUOTES!
Belding: So instead of just exercising our bodies, we're going to exercise our emotions.

Slater: Just watch out for this guy at the drive in. They don't call him "Steam Up the Windows Morris" for nothing.


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