Slater asks Tori to be his model, and he tries to pull a Pearl Harbor job to land a kiss. It doesn't work, and now it's Zack's turn. He tries to kiss her the old fashioned way, by taking her out on a date. She's definitely DTF, but Zack pulls away because he feels guilty. Zack loves Tori!
Meanwhile, there's a mixup with some love letters. Screech is writing secret admirer letters to Lisa. She thinks they're from Zack. Belding thinks they're from Mrs. Culpepper.
(Speaking of Mrs. Culpepper, why does SBTB always make fun of handicapped people? There's deaf Mrs. Simpson, wheelchair Melissa and blind Mrs. Culpepper. Ridiculous.)
Lisa runs to tell Tori about Zack's crush, but Tori is devastated. Screech talks to her about it, and lets it slip that the only reason Zack took her out is to win the bet. Tori gets super pissed and devises a plan.
Okay, I'll try my best to keep this all straight. Lisa and Tori read a letter from the secret admirer and he says he'll be going to the ball as Gumby. So they think Zack will be Gumby. Tori confronts Slater about the bet, and tells him that she wants him to win the bet. Slater will be an astronaut , and Tori says she'll be dressed as Gumby. At the ball, Tori, thinking it's Zack, tells Gumby that Lisa is dressed as an astronaut. Meanwhile, Lisa said she'd be in a cat costume, so Zack confesses his love for Tori to her. But Tori is also dressed as a cat, so Zack really just told Tori (who he thought was Lisa) that he likes her. Gumby and the astronaut share a dance and a kiss. Screech and Slater are shocked and embarrassed. Tori kisses Zack, so I guess he wins the $50 bucks. Does any of this make sense to anyone? I'm still confused.
QUOTES!
Zack: I'm serious. It's not the right thing to do to a girl.
Slater: Hey, I'm not kissing any guys!
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