Class Rings

It's time to buy the senior class rings, and Zack decides to take care of it. I love the guy, but I don't think I'd trust my money with Zack Morris. Lisa complains about how annoying Screech is, and Tori doesn't think he's that bad. Tori agrees to go on a date with Screech, and if she can survive, Lisa has to have sex with him. Or something like that.

Cut to the Max. Zack has a meeting with Gem Diamond, his ring guy. Zack haggles Gem down, and he gets a great price on the class rings. The rings come in overnight, and they look great. This Gem Diamond character must be legit.

Too bad the rings leave a green stain. They're clearly not real gold, and Zack clearly got ripped off. Tori seduces Screech while Zack devises a plan. They get Gem to show up at the Max, and Zack gives him a song and dance about how he's impressed how Gem ripped him off. Zack proposes that they become partners, and Slater will be the muscle. Screech shows up all pissed off, and Slater lets him beat him up. Gem pisses his pants, and agrees to give everyone free, genuine gold rings. Screech is a hero!

QUOTES!

Gem: What's the A.C. stand for?

Slater: Abnormally Cruel.