Friday, March 11, 2011

Earthquake

Belding is either hyperventilating or practicing his breathing techniques. I guess Mrs. Belding is having a baby soon, and Zack is running a "Baby Belding Pool." Unfortunately, Zack is too busy with the pool to remember the big physics midterm. In the 11th hour, he's saved by a routine earthquake drill. Everyone takes shelter under their desks, but Tori is scared to death. I guess they don't have earthquakes wherever she's from.

So we're stuck with Tori bitching about earthquakes the entire episode. And Belding shows up to the Max with the wife. Apparently she's getting pregnancy cravings. Zack is still concerned about the midterm, so he does what everyone should do...He puts it off for as long as possible. Zack gets the great idea to throw Becky Belding a baby shower during the exam.

The baby shower is a success, and Zack offers to help load the gifts. As they get in the elevator, TRAGEDY STRIKES! It's a good ole fashioned California earthquake, and boy, is this one massive. The one bonus? We get to see a shirtless A.C. Slater roaming the halls. Tori screams "I'm gonna die." If only we were so lucky.

Anyways, Zack, Tori and Mrs. Belding are stuck in the elevator. And Mrs. B is having her baby! And Belding and Screech are stuck in his office. Slater karate kicks the door down (what a stud!). Anyways, Zack is forced into being the birthing coach because Tori is frozen with fear. She's so worthless. Zack delivers a healthy baby boy and Screech wins the baby pool (for those of you who had a baby pool pool).


QUOTES!
Zack: (to Belding) You'll do fine sir! No one blows hot air like you do.

Belding: I can outmaneuver Heimlich!

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