School Song

We're getting close to graduation, and Lisa is trying to come up with a class gift. Last year's class bought a VCR. Now that's class. Cut to choir practice, and they butcher the school song. (Side note: What happened to the Glee Club? I guess they need Mr. Tuttle back in charge). The problem's that it's too old fashioned, so Lisa proposes they create a new school song as their class gift.

Everyone rips on Zack, basically calling him a con-artist and a liar. He's concerned, because no one wants to be remembered as the school's biggest goof off, so he needs to clear his name. His plan? Create the awesomest school song in the history of school songs. All by himself. You see, the gang was going to work together, but Zack sabotages their plans. Everyone gets pissed at each other, and now it seems that it's a contest to create the best school song.

Zack has a super awesome, rocking, guitar-driven school song, and everyone loves it. But somehow Screech gets the same amount of votes. Zack needs to persuade the nerd vote if he wants to win. He seduces poor Louise, and the gang knows what he's up to. They decide to pull a Zack Morris and sabotage his song performance. Their secret? Super-sour lemonade. Brilliant. Zack chokes it at the performance.

The gang has improved Screech's song, and it's awesome.

It seems like only yesterday we started.

But soon we'll put away our books and pens.

We'll go on with our live once we have parted,

But how can we say farewell to our friends?

The double dates, the parties and the dances,

Cramming for a midterm until 3,

The football games, the Max and the romances,

Soon Bayside will be just a memory.

Our four years here have all become unraveled,

And so our high school story finally ends.

But years from now, no matter where we've traveled,

We'll all look back and thank about our friends.

That's a piece of beauty folks.