Zack and Screech are partners, and that's good news for Zack because Screech is doing all the work. Lisa walks in, and Screech decides to finally make his move. We see the awesome slow motion, walking towards each other scene, but Lisa is charging towards another guy (and yes, he's black). Screech is devastated.
Zack encourages Screech to get over her, and promises that he can find his friend a girl. But it's harder than he anticipates, because apparently girls don't like skinny, nerdy guys. Screech is really upset, and Zack panics. He claims that the perfect girl is going to call Screech at 3:30, but there's only one problem...there is no girl.
We're in the bathroom, and Zack calls from his cellphone, pretending to be "Bambi." He hits on Screech, and hilarity ensues. Belding is on the crapper, and he thinks "Bambi" is talking to him. Why does the principal use the locker room toilet anyways?
Screech is extremely excited about Bambi, but Zack informs him that Bambi can't meet him. The nerd protests by chaining himself to his locker. Oh boy. Belding blackmails Zack into fixing the Bambi situation.
There's clearly only one solution. Lisa and Jessie give Zack a makeover, and Zack becomes "Bambi." Cut back to the Max, and Screech is waiting on his dream girl. In walks Bambi, and boy, is she a sight. It's hard to believe his best friend wouldn't recognize him in drag. Anyways, "Bambi" makes ridiculous demands of Screech, including ditching his best friend Zack. That's a deal breaker, and Screech realizes that there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Screech finishes the project, and I assume Zack got an A without any work (other than dressing in drag).
QUOTES!
Belding: The men's room is one of the few doors education shouldn't open for you.
Belding: It's hero worship, rockstars, ballpayers, principals, heck we excite people!
